“…do I smell rosemary?”
i just ate my fist to stop myself from screamgin
so does this qualify as Hannibal’s beach episode or…?
quick somebody draw hannibal lounging under a beach umbrella with a dismembered arm as a cupholder (obvs with a neon colored drink with a little paper umbrella in it) with will in horrible swim trunks (possibly a speedo?) standing next to him being unhappy and probably sunburned
in this week’s episode of Mating Calls Via Ties, hannibal’s ties get progressively more bold and ridiculous in an effort to impress will. It doesn’t work.
as always, click on the images for my captions
this is in fact a hearwarming show about two dads who are trying to protect their dau—
okay no the lie was too big i can’t go through with it
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
bad dragon popsicles doe
o wait they already look like popsicles my bad
THIS WAS ACTUALLY HELPFUL TO ME GONNA BUY LEGOS NOW
We are her fathers now.
THANK YOU NBC HANNIBAL